you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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