is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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