Sry I called you an 8
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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