Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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