it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Less talking, more tequila
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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