YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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