is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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