Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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