I want to stick my p in your. b.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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