I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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She's the barista slut.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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