whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize