I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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