i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
only if we run a train.
done.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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