girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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