oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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