I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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