Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
