Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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