i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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