Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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