the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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