is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think i got beer on your cat.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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