More tranny stories later!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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