Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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