Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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