why didn't you poke me back
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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