i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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