champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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