I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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