I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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