hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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