my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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