The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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