I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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