i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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