it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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