Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
