3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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