I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"