Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.