i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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