i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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