we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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