"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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