already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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