all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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