My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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