They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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