It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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