did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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