my mouth tastes like poor choices
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think people are normalizing furries
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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