I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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