It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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